| crank - cool silly flick. The transporter dude, playing a hitman for the mob, is injected with a drug which will kill him if his heart rate drops. He must remain active and doped up in order to survive. He goes on the trail to find a cure and in doing so pays visits to those responsible for his shitty condition. It is shot in that Snatch, Shaun of the Dead type style...quick cuts, fast edits. So fast you'll have a hard time falling asleep to this at least. Decent flick, will keep you entertained and it'll be over before you know it. |
| no country for old men - Best Coens flick since Fargo for me. A dark even simple tale about violence brought on because of a large amount of money. THe scary man directly attached to finding the 'found' money is one of the best movie psychopaths to come along in awhile. It's not how he kills, which can get creative. It's the fact he'll do it in whim with absolutely no remorse. Much like what todays society is becoming. Violence is the star of the movie, and it goes to show that it is violence, not language, which has shaped this world to what it is now. Great flick, great cast, great direction, great script and exceptional photography. Don't just see it, own it. |
| ratatouille - Best way to sum this one up. Extremely cute. Rats in reality are icky. I use to feed frozen rats to my pet boa constrictor (he refused pizza) and never thought you could make a positive movie with a rat as your lead. Hollywood man. See it with the kids. |
| Sarah Conner Chronicles - I have to mention this short run television series that ran on Fox because it should get props. They took the whole Terminator concept and gave the audience a whole new series of directions where it could go. The possibilities are endless. Needless to say great shows like these can barely last 1 season thanks to the general dum dum state of Americans and Entertainment (Are you American Idoling a Dancing Star Smarter than a 5th grader...), give people too many complex plot lines to follow and forget it. Battlestar Galactica is lucky it got the season it did. I do hope the Sarah Connor Chronicles come back. Lena Headey as Sarah Conner is hot, sexy, dangerous, motivated and extreme MILF property. Thomas Dekker is the first cool John Connor they have had in the Terminator series. Summer Glau is Summer Glau. Impressive job selling the Fembot terminator thang. She can be adorable one scene and dangerous the next. Great acting job by the cast. What's another bonus is the great Richard T. Jones as the cop who's slowly learning that there is a day of reckoning coming, and THEY are among us. Brian Austin Green is great as Greece, the man from the future who hates terminators, even when they come all cute like Summer. THe ballet scene in one of the later episodes was just amazing. The look on Green's face was priceless as he watched a machine appreciate a human art form. Great show, I really hope it comes back for a full season. |
| the mist - great movie, great ending. not your typical science fiction. more of a statement on the direction our society might go if the system (s) continue to serve themselves. Doesn't take much to be dragged back into the dark ages with the feeling of all hope lost. The creatures in the myst are not really the focus, it's actually the nature of man. Great flick! Nicely directed too. Instant classic! |
| beowulf - how this flick got a pg-13 rating is beyond me. I know it's animated but damn. Some of the things they were doing were pretty graphic......and cool. The story is told in such a way I think you'll get way more creative than you have to in figuring out what's going to happen. It's beyond simple in story. I guess it would not be practical to have real people in this movie, but not a far stretch. It's kind of like Final Fantasy -the spirits within-, something that could be basically done shot with real people on real sets or green screen. Overall I enjoyed it. |
| The Forbidden Kingdom - I thought this was going to suck seeing it was one of those west east partnership flicks. It's actually be great flick, in fact I think the target audiance (kids & teens) are going to enjoy watching Master Li & Master Chan in action. The story is ridiculous of course, but so is Star Wars. You have 2 legends on the screen doing what they do best, and their lines aren't bad either. |
| Doctor Who : Silence in the library / Forest of the Dead - Holy natural shit! All I can say is Steven Moffatt is really really good. Writing for Doctor Who is not easy at all. There is a balence that must maintained, especially given the shows historycombined with a new audiance. I'm looking forward to Steven Moffatt's run as producer for Doctor Who. I have to give props to Russel T Davies for letting outside writers like Moffatt shine. What a great 2 part story Silence in the library / Forest of the Dead was. Impressive. |
| Doctor Who : Midnight - Wow, another great Doctor Episode. Coming after the 2 parter library / forest, Midnight, being a Russel T Davies script, had 'filler' stamped all over it in the early previews. Turns out to be a great piece of sci-fi. An un-named alien threat that scares the shit out of the Doctor. At the end of the episode, Tennant's reaction to Donna as she unknowingly re-enacts the aliens method of 'becoming' was so cool. The Doctor can be scared out of his wits, and there are things in the universe that are more alien than the Doctor. I'm in geek heaven this season. I just hope the remaining 3 episodes close things with the same kind of high quailty entertainment. Russel's writing can get a little to nutty, but much love to the cat for casting lots of non thugged out non stereotypical proper english speaking african americans. You have no idea how refreshing this is :-) |
| Zombie Strippers - Funny shit. THat's the best way to sum this nutty movie up. You got Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson andRoxy Saint in a movie about Zombie Stippers. What mkore can you ask for? Well probally a whole lot, but don't let that get in the way of a gross out goofy flick which actually looked to my eyes to have decent productions values. Jenna Jameson was never really my kind of porn star, but it's nice to see her strech out here......really. I never thought of pool balls as weapons before.. |
| Batman: Gotham Knights - Overall pretty average. Something that should have been shown on Cartoon Network or something like that, then released to the public. It's more of a meditation on the Batman mythology. Don't expect fireworks. Animatrix did a much better job at this sort of thing. |
| Frontiers - The very definition of a fucked up something. Only thing is that it's a cool fucked up. I won't even try to describe. Just think along the lines of Hostel, except this time with a real story and characters. Pretty much sums it up. And remember kids, it's rated R for a reason! |
| Vantage Point - This film wasn't reviewed very well. Afrer watching it I don't know why it got a 35% of rotten tomatoes, but then again there's a lot of stuff on there that gets 80% and better that I think is meh or junk. I enjoyed the flick. I takes a terrorist attack combined with the assination of the American President in Spain, and replays the same situtation that happened from different character perspectives. Like I said, I was entertained. Check it out. One thing about having Forrest Whitikar and Dennis Quiad in the same film, your going to get some of the oddest facial expressions from these guys. Never fails. |
| Doctor Who : The Stolen Earth / Journey's End - Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the 2 parter, but then again I enjoy Doctor Who no matter how it's presented becuase I'm a hardcore fan. THe Stolen Earth build up was very nice......and then came part 2. It wasn't bad, but it wasn't good either. I can see non hardcore fans having a problem taking Doctor Who seriously because people who watch this show are very bright, and considering the other well written sci fi that's out there (farscape, battlestar galactica, supernatural, Lexx, Sarah Conner Chronicles ect), when Doctor Who becomes camp & silly it just doesn't do it justice. You can't please everyone, but that's what was attempted in the last episode. My main gripe is the scope of these season finale episodes. The build up is perfect, but then the payoff becomes camp and silly. When the Master described the time war in last season's episode it was serious, epic, bloody....to the point where he was afraid to face the Daleks. None of these episodes that have ties to the Time War or Time Lords have that depth to it. The 20 second trailer to journey's end with Davros giving a speech that scared the shit out of my youngest nephew (and gave me geek chills), ***spoilers follow*****was completely wiped away with one of the silliest episodes of Doctor Who I've seen so far. In the middle of an elite Dalek task force on board a Dalek battle cruiser with Davors as your host, you have everyone laughing and smiling while pushing Daleks aside like shopping carts. You have the earth being 'towed' by the Tardis across the universe while everyone is cheezing it up. No joke. The smiling happy Doctor and his chippy companions in the middle of supposedly the greatest threat against the universe since the time war itself, having a fun time. And of course Rose Tyler (who just keeps on coming back) even gets her own special boy toy Doc and Catherine Tate's Donna Noble, the best Doctor Who companion to come around since Sarah Jane Smith, is reduced to a reset button which totally diminishes her contribution to Doctor Who. She deserved better, what a great performance she gave this season. Doctor Who for 2008.......Great season but as usual, lukewarm season finale. I look forward to Steven Moffatt's term as head cheese in 2010. |
Knocked Up - You know, I expected this movie to be a lot more than what it was. Overall a cute movie about unplanned pregnancy due to a one night stand (with a lot of liquor involved), and the notion that maybe an unborn fetus can bring to people together who would never ever get together under normal circumstances. In reality you’ll forget as soon as it’s over, which was strange cuz I really enjoyed the director / writer’s last flick Superbad. Katherine Heigl, who I haven’t seen since Under Seige 2 (boy has she grown up into a hot chick), is good as the surprise mother to be. Seth Rogen was also good as the slacking weed boy who becomes a father in a flash. The movie doesn’t really have an edge so for those of you who like movies where nothing really bad ever happens to anyone you’ll enjoy this flick. |
| kiss kiss bang bang - nice enough movie. Robert Downey Jr (a guy who laughs at due process) is his normal self, and Val Kilmar is his gay private detective freind in a murder mystery flick. Not bad, I had low expectations even though it was Shane Black scripted. Michelle Monaghan was very nice to look at for 90 minutes, small town girl with big dreams in hollywood. I won't give any of the plot away since it is a guess who did it. Worth a rental. |
| Lucky Number Slevin - Been on a roll lately with good movies that haven't wasted my MF time. This was nice. I won't spoil it by going over the plot cuz it's meant to be enjoyed as you watch. Everybody is good in this flick, Josh Hartnett, Lucy Liu, Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman, Ben Kinglsey, Stanley Tucci, great understated performances. Basically about a case of mistaken identity. Also good direction by Paul McGuigan. Check it out. |
| Hancock - Well, it had a great concept. I don't think they had any idea of what to do with this. It's a shame. Great cast. Needed a real villian and more of a backstory. The Trailer basically shows all the good parts. Nice to see Jason Bateman again. No one does reactions like he does to crazy situations. |
Battlestar Galactica (final season + 2 hour season finale) – What can I say about this show. I watch shows like Doctor Who, Buffy, Angel, Farscape, Sopranos, Lexx, Supernatural, Arrested Development and when I Finish all the Seasons )or get current) I wonder can anything top what I just finished. Along comes Battlestar, which for the longest time remained something I just kept in the back of my mind. I vaguly remember the show in the 80’s, and from what I saw of the new reimagined series, I couldn’t get into it. I must say you must watch this show from the beginning. You won’t get it if you try to get into it mid season. It started with a 2 hour movie, which feels more like a Hollywood movie than a sci-fi channel tv show. It was spectacular, and a great way to start a TV series of this magnitude. Battlestar uses movie type special effects and set pieces, and the writing is on par with what ou you got with the Sopranos, Buffy/Angel or Farscape. The writing in this show is disciplined and they know how to tell a tale. They know how to introduce elements and leave things open that can be explored when they finally get to a Season 3. In plain words, Battlestar Galactica is one of the greatest shows TV has ever produced, pure and simple. To be honest, as spectacular the space shots and battles are, what is way more interesting is the characters and show mythology. I found the shows take on humanity to be so cool. It simply states no matter where we are in the universe, no matter how technologically advanced we are, no matter how few of us survive the future, we will always be Human and flawed. I love this take of humanity way better than the stiff versions of it we get with Star Trek (post kirk). Battlestar is about mankind’s struggle to survive after nearly being wiped out by the machines they built to serve them. It’s a space opera combined with the endless pursuit of a enemy who will not stop until they eradicate mankind once and for all. Funny thing about all this is the notion of what they call skin jobs, cylon’s that pass as human. It’s not what you think. They simply don’t pass as human, they are more human than they really understand, and with that you get this incredible dynamic where the machines that are chasing you really do not have any idea of what to do with themselves. There is a lot of underlying philosophy in Battlestar. I loved the way the show forced relationships to change out of necessity and survival. The cast is amazing. You really have to stop a moment and give props to casting agents and directors. Without them you don’t get special group of people who by the end of the series you feel you can relate too, both good and ‘evil’ characters. In Galactica there are really no good and evil people. There are terrible things done. Characters have to face the most horrifying and disturbing acts head on in order to survive. Each has it’s own perspective, and from each prospective you see major flaws from both sides. Of course one side is responsible for wiping out millions of souls overnight, but there is a history and chain of events that brought them to that point. Neither side can survive without the other, but will they ever get to that point. I enjoyed each season of Battlestar equally. The 2 hour movie pilot was better than most big budget Hollywood movies your going to see. Then you get into the actual start of the TV seasons and behold….the same quality from the Movie is still there, but it’s spread over 4 full seasons. Make no mistake, Battestar was a love affair between it’s production crew and actors. You can see it up there on the screen. These people loved creating and acting in this show. I haven’t seen this much fun in a TV production since Farscape & Arrested Development. Shows that get a 1/3 of the viewing audience of CSI (pick one) or Dancing with the rich Stars, but end up being a much richer viewing experience. It’s a dark day in my life that shit show has ended. I’ll say this about the 2 hour show finale. Hell yeah. I’ve read a lot of feedback on it and what strikes me as incredible is the passion in which the fans debate about the ending, whether they liked it or not. As much as I adore this show, it is just a tv show so I try not to take more from it than is really necessary. Nothing in life is perfect (although those first 2 seasons were damn close), and when it is it never lasts. The season finale closed the book on Battlestar just the way I wanted it. I wanted things explained, but not every single detail. That did that. I wanted a ending with a sense of hope because this show remained dark and heavy throughout it’s run. Nicely done. Special mention has to go to the people who do the FX for BattleStar. When it comes to filming space flight and battle sequences they own it, and what they did in the finale was truly amazing work. From the hand held / zoom views to making the Battlestar Galactica ship itself just an massive awesome thing to see in action. It freaked me out the first time I saw the ship in battle with nukes headed for it. They explode against the Hull in a giant spectacle, but the only damage the ship takes perhaps needs a new coat of paint. Great stuff. Admiral Adama, man I have new found respect for Edward James Olmos. What a great job in the art of acting. Whoever decided to cast Katee Sackhoff as starbuck. Genius. The XO was genius casting as well. Look, I could go on and on about how great this show was. If you haven’t seen it, get it. Start with the 2 hour movie pilot and then go into the seasons. One of the best. So say we all. Frakkin shows ever made. No shit. |
| Transporter 3 -
Find a copy of Windows ME, install it on a pentium1 133mhz with 64MB of RAM with shared on board video and do work in Photoshop cs4 with a 12mb Jpg image. You'll have a better time doing that than watching Transporter 3.
Only thing worth seeing is the hot redhead Natalya Rudakova who it seems hadn't acted ever before, she was discovered street walking by Luc Besson. Thats how you become an actress these days.
And what's with a movie that makes the transporter dude look uncomfortable around women. I questioned his sexual preference, even after he got the giggety. What a turd flick. |
| Underwold : rise of the lycons - big fan of the underworld movies. I try not to nick pick with whats wrong with escape movies, but rather enjoy what's right. The first 2 have high re-watch value for me. This 3rd one was pretty good, but doesn't have that re-watch appeal the first 2 had. That's the best way to describe it. It was made for Underworld fans to complete the story, and they did a great job doing it. The only problem was the direction. It was too compressed, and in doing so you get a lot of close up dialog scenes which are then switched to the mtv generation 30 cuts per second action sequences where its hard to figure out who's doing what. You can tell its a new director. For Underworld fans only. If you like the first 2 then mos def see this on the big screen. Rhona Mitra......Hmmmmmm. |
| body of lies - pretty good movie. what's more important is that for the longest time I've always thought as Leonardo DeCapio as a boy with facial hair, and a average actor on top of that. After this one and the Departed my opinion is reversed. Interesting actor. His reactions to situations are really good, especially when they are real jacked up. Body of Lies is a master film maker slumming it. Thing is Ridley Scott's leftover's are better than most major productions today. This movie is along the lines of Syriana and The Kingdom. Trying to give the viewer a slice of middle east politiking and showing that life hear in America is so sheltered and calm compared to the everyday struggle of peace vs violence in that region. Granted it's a movie and you shouldn't really learn any facts from movies, but the depection of everyday life there is pretty interesting. Russel Crowe is great as the CIA boss who runs side operation that conflict with main operations Decaprio is trying to run there. The supporting cast is great. I wish more women like Golshifteh Farahani were here in the USA, stunning woman. Peep the movie, good stuff. |
Transformers 2 – You know, I wonder what critics over 35 do for fun with their children. I can’t imagine them taking their young one to see something like The Transformers or Speed Racer and letting the child enjoy what’s on the screen instead of picking it apart because it didn’t star Phillip Seymour Hoffman & Meryl Streep with direction by Robert Altman. Critics tore this movie up, and I believe most did it before they even saw it. Critics do not like Michael Bay, which is sad because you need someone like this in Hollywood. I get tired of the spectacle directors in Hollywood trying to get all dramatic in hopes of getting some silly award like an Oscar. It means nothing, and you end up taking away from fans the very thing that drew them to you. Some directors stay character driven their whole careers, like Jim Jarmusch or the Coen brothers. Eventually they run into a silly award because they end up doing that one film that magically appeals to the masses of critics. Others like Michael Bay simply want to put a whole lot of whoa on the screen. There’s nothing wrong with that. Personally it amazes me when I look at a old episode of the transformers cartoon, and then look and see how he brought these robots to the big screen. Amazing. The Transformers cartoon was a horribly animated story driven classic. Michael Bay brought it to life with about 3 coats of Whoa. I enjoyed the first Transformers movie. That Freeway scene with Bonecrusher going 70 mph transforming while talking smack gave me wood, then Optimus did the same the thing and let out a “ahhhhhhh” like he couldn’t wait to stomp some Decepticons ass. How could have a human pulse and not be truly moved by the carnage. Luckily kids get these films, and so do the adults who remember the source material. I won’t lie, I enjoyed Transformers 1 better than 2, simply because it was magical watching these robots reveal themselves. The second movie went the direction of mo’ transforming, mo’ robots and more fun for the kids. In that it succeeded. My only gripes is that it should have went for a pg rating and left out the adult humping jokes throughout the flick. Transformers 2 is a horny frikkin movie. Everybody is humping, robots, humans, dogs…..and I can’t remember a college campus that looked like it was a institution of study for future Victoria Secret models. The other gripe is that for the life of me I couldn’t figure out who is who for some of the big action sequences. Robots are everywhere in this one. The cast is adequate, most of the characters from the first one returned. Megan Fox….there’s something about this girl. You just want to stare at her. Yeah she’s hotter than the center of the Sun, but the way Michael Bay shoots her…..its like…..sexual or something. I wonder what she’s going to come off as in other movies. It will be interesting to see. Shia LaBeouf, the luckiest kid in Hollywood, is actually better in this flick. Overall you get your money’s worth. It clocks in abour 2:20 and something blows up every 8 minutes so there’s never a dull moment. If your expecting a tight focus group written story then your dum ass. This is the transformers. Cars n planes that change into talking robots. It is what it is, it's done well, and I hope they do a 3rd one! |
| Doctor Who : The waters of mars - Pretty good. The build up, the choices a time lord has to make all worked well. What didn’t work well is the hammy way they go about presenting the Doctors way of dealing with a situation that screams “leave it alone’. I understand the Doctor gets tired of sitting back and just observing, but the way they have him jumping in like a nutjob way totally out of character suggests they have run out of ideas. Seeing how I saw this one as well as the episode to follow it I think i have a good case. Great build up, great new villains and great use of water as a menacing threat. They have to start taking this show seriously for the entire episode for it to reach the true greatness it did in its miracle run from 1968 - 1989. Also David Tennant should have never been allowed to force the show to be shown in a 5 part episode season. As the ratings show, out of site out of mind |
Doctor Who : End of Time pt1 – Just as Water of Mars, great build up and some great acting in the middle between the Doctor and Donna’s Dad and John Simms as the master WHEN it’s Tennant and a actor chewing the scenery. The actual ‘sci-fi’ is written in a way where you wonder if Russell T Davies actually had TOTAL control of the show and its scripts. Someone had to chime in on how ridiculous the ending was (which was swept aside with the wave of a wrist in part 2). The big reveal at the very end of the episode rings hollow only because the last 3 season finales have the most ridiculous writing ever penned to a sci fi show. Remember Journey’s End ‘davros n daleks laughing stock / tow the earth' finale? Remember the Master finale of The Last of the Time Lords, how silly it all was until Simms and Tennant had a actual moment to act of each other at the very end. Remember how cool John Pertwee was hanging off the low-jacked Tardis Console in the Unit Hanger in Inferno? That’s the Who I’m hoping Stephen Moffett brings us. I applaud Davies for making Doctor Who a show again, but its obvious new management is in need. Ratings even show folks are tired of the jr sci fi writing. When compared to the great sci fi of the last decade, like Farscape and Battlestar Galactica, Doctor Who still has a way to go to become one of the elite shows that delivers EVERY episode. |
Doctor Who : The end of time pt 2 – Well, as nutty as part 1’s premise was with the master, I have to say that part 2 was really good. The reason being that the dialog during the quiet moments allowed the actors to actually act. We didn’t get Tennants hopping around like a energizer bunny. The reason for his regeneration was honorable, although I don’t like these prophecy and “he or she will come with ice cream” predictions you get all the time with this new version of the show. The Time Lords were scary because you come to realize they are all insane driven mad by endless war. If they ever want to make a dr wno movie they should focus on the time war. I can only imagine what a genius writer and director could do with the subject matter. The doctor seeing his former companions before his death was also handled nicely. Seeing Matt Smith in action for a few seconds in the regeneration scene and the trailer for 2010’s series was comforting. I think he’s going to be a great doctor, as it seems Dr Who is going for youth, the choices have been good so far.
Russell T Davies deserves a shitload of praise and credit for bringing the Lord of Time back in style. While I felt his version of Sci Fi was more of a sensationalist take on the character, I did like he opened the Doctor up to more of a “how does he tick” kind of showing. When the Doctor was companionless, he was very alone, which is not good for anyone really. Davies really did a good job showing that. Now that he has though, I am looking forward to Steven Moffat’s take on the show. His episodes during the Davies run always have stood out and had the right kind of balance between sci-fi, wonder and character study. More like the Dr Who I remember. I mean for a character with the ablity to travel thru time and space, he seemed stuck on earth for the most part. There's very few episodes of the new run of Dr Who I re-watch, and those I do are usually the one’s written by the outside writers. I hope Moffat’s version of WHO produces more classics. I still watch the classic episodes on the regular. The cheap FX and basement sets of 60’s thru 90’s dr who don’t bother me at all because the writing and actors made it special. Eccleston and Tennant were great Doctors, but the writing never let them shine properly. Here’s hoping the new series will put who back on track as the sci fi show that all other sci fi shows steal from :-) |